Next Stop: The Friend Zone

I'm writing today in an effort to help bring awareness to all of the men who have fallen into — or who are about to fall into — the ‘Friend Zone.’

The Friend Zone is an extremely dangerous place. It's straight up scary, dark, cold and completely confusing. Scientists are still trying to figure out why the human male continues to go back there even when he knows what awaits him. And yours truly, Mr. Blue Steele, is currently smack in the middle of a situation that could turn ugly as shit if I don't get a grasp on it. That's why I have come up with a plan!

Recently a new girl has appeared in my life, and, to be honest, I get along with her very well. She’s also not bad on the eyes. OK, that’s an understatement; she’s fucking gorgeous! Hot! Bring-her-out-to-get-your-ex-jealous hot. But we get along so well that it’s been extremely hard for me to try to break out of the Friend Zone and get after it.

Being that I haven't been into looking for a girlfriend lately, this is a very weird place for me to be. I mean, we hung out the other night, smoked a joint, watched TV and fell asleep ... on different couches. The worst part is, I didn’t even attempt a hand rub or even, like, a brush against her leg.

I know what you’re thinking: Blue Steele's a pussy!

Think what you want, but I enjoyed it. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t have pushed her away if she jumped across the couch and tackled me Ray Lewis style, but it was nice to pass the joint to a hot girl for a change, rather than my lazy-ass, hairy roommate.

So, am I really a pussy? Do I always need to make a move? What's wrong with just taking one for the team and using a new friendship to maybe score more ass?

One thing this experience has taught me is that the Friend Zone is nowhere near as scary a place as I thought it would be. When I go out with my new best friend, other girls are incredibly fucking intrigued by us. It's as if they're saying to themselves, “Either this kid has some crazy ginormous cock, or he is just a shit ton of fun!" Either way, they think I'm packing heat, and by heat I don't mean a gun! So why screw it up? I think when a guy meets a hot girl who wants nothing more than friendship, he should take her for what she is — great company and a dangerous fucking weapon.

So, fellas, the next time you fall into that zone, wait a second before you piss your panties. Think about the good that can come from the situation Sit down, grab a notepad and strategize. Hot girls are hard to find! So, when you get yourself one, don't blow it. Be prepared for anything!