Advice From My Grandmother: Take Pride In Your F*cking!

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I’m writing this post as one man speaking about one woman who is extremely proud of what she does. And here’s a heads up — she doesn’t run a women’s activist group or an animal shelter. Nope, she gets the job done between the sheets.

Not too long ago, I was out enjoying a hearty dinner ($20 beer and wings combo!) and Monday Night Football, and I got lucky enough to meet a pretty lady who I later took home with me. I’ll call her Jamie, because I def don’t remember her real name. (No, I’m not proud of that. In fact, I feel as taken advantage of as she probably does, but I’m being honest.)

Anyway, long story short, I had better luck that night than both the Bills and the Raiders. Yep, you guessed it, I got laid. But I didn’t just get the 'yay-I-can-wake-up-and-tell-my-co-workers-I-got-laid’ kind of laid. I got laid in the way that made me walk a little differently the next day. (Guys, you know what I’m talking about.) Ladies, you might be walking differently for other reasons.

I was puttin’ in work, I tell ya. I was sweating, the sheets were off the bed, we broke my lamp, and I still cant find the remote control for my TV. Everything was great, except for one thing: After I made her cum (remember, you have to be confident in your skills and thoughtful, guys), for some reason, it was taking longer than usual for me to cum. Of course I’m not perfect; I’ve had a bad experience here and there. Haven’t we all? But eight times out of ten, I bring the wood! So, WTF?

Now, I know a lot of girls who would have thrown in the towel and raised the white flag at that point. But not Jamie! She was so proud and so sure of her fucking skills that she told me there was no way she would let my ass leave the room without an unforgettable orgasm. And that's practically a direct quote!

Listen, I didn’t have to write about this. Call me crazy, call me slow, heck, even call me stupid, but whatever you do don’t call me an ungrateful fuck, because I could have kept this to myself. But I didn't. Instead I chose to heed and share the words of my grandmother, who always told me this: “bLUE Steel, pride is a personal commitment. It is an attitude which separates excellence from mediocrity."

The lesson I leave you with is simple. Take pride in whatever it is you do best! It's an incredibly important characteristic to have. Maybe you type 110 words a minute, speak three languages, or maybe you just know that you're one hell of a fuck. Whatever it is you do, do it with pride! Pride shows good character and will help you progress in life — in and out of the bedroom.

So, the next time your partner doesn’t want to go down on you, I want you to think of my grandmother and say," You used to have pride!"