The Over-Sensitive Male, Otherwise Known as the 'Little Bitch' Problem

We all know at least one! He gets mad when you don’t return a phone call, upset when you want to hang out with your friends instead of him, or even worse gets in that  ‘mood’when things just don’t swing his way. Yup – the over-sensitive male has been around for years and he's causing more self-harm than the Eagles when they traded Donovan McNabb to the Redskins. (Really Philadelphia?  The Redskins?)
Growing up in a house full of women I learned one extremely important thing early in life. Women hate guys that are melodramatic. There is a time and place to dramatize a situation. You walk in on your girlfriend sleeping with your father – time to get excited! Your partner desires to meet up two hours later than planned – pop a Xanax and chill. Guys, I’m not writing this piece with hopes of changing your lives by giving you the ol’ “ life’s to short to sweat the little things” pep talk. But it is the time in the blog where I’m telling all the sensitive bitches reading this to SNAP OUT OF IT!
It’s simple. Women love a funny, caring and most importantly CONFIDENT man. Confidence is sexy! True confidence is trusting yourself no matter the circumstance. Comfort within your own skin will literally ooze out of your body, and it's contagious;  when you're relaxed,  you'll find the people around you can relax and be themselves as well. If your woman wanted an over-dramatic, over-sensitive mate, she would simply date women – in which case I advise you to try and lock up a threesome with a lady of her choosing before she figures all this out. This way before she signs up for a recreational softball league or chops off half her hair you could at least reap the benefits of her confusion (to all my lesbians out there you know I still got love for ya). So today my friends, I am reaching out to help. Blue Steele is here to save the day once again! To do so I will start by giving you my top 8 ways to figure out if you are dating – or if you are – a sensitive bitch! Enjoy!
1.) You beat him in a game of bowling and he wouldn’t speak to you for the rest of the day.
2.) After watching The Notebook for the first time he refused to leave the house, saying he's "just not in the mood."
3.) He gets mad because you don’t feel the need to hold hands every single time you walk down the street together.
4.) He follows up an altercation with “Are you OK baby?” and “Are you sure everything is OK hon” for the next several hours – or days – even after everything has been resolved.
5.) You tell him he should probably change what he’s wearing, setting off a 45 min fashion show of revolving outfits . . . "Is this better?”
6.) You ask him if he’s gained a few pounds and he runs to the scale upset.
7.) After you miss one of his phone calls he texts/calls for the next several hours, leaving voicemail after voicemail until he determines your whereabouts.
8.) And last but not least: Sometimes he reminds you of Alex McCord's husband Simon van Kempen!  (yes, when I get stoned I watch Bravo! . . . Does that make me a sensitive bitch?)
Now ladies I’m sure I missed quite a few!  Don’t be shy, comment below:)