The Three Forms of "Eye Sex"

For all of you who don't know what 'eye-fucking' is, let me catch your ass up to speed.
You probably eye-fuck at least once each day and are not even aware of it! In fact, the majority of you are probably having tons of 'eye sex' with multiple partners and are not using protection. So in an effort to make you an eye-fucking expert like me, let’s begin by understanding the three types of eye sex and how to make it a whole lot safer for everyone.
1.) “Eye-Stalking”
Eye-stalking is an art, and it occurs when either a male or female has eye sex with a person who is unaware of what's happening. (Usually, it's the female who's unaware.)  I compare it to the subtle acts of a female cheetah before she attacks her prey. Eye-stalking takes incredible skill and should be accomplished secretly.

Example: Let’s say I have an attractive secretary and one day as she bent down to file some papers in the file cabinet (yes, Sexification is still using cabinets to file its shit), I checked her out from behind. That is called eye-stalking. I was having eye sex with her, and it was good as shit! BUT, she wasn't even aware of it. Eye-stalking all the way!

2.) “Eye Violating”
Eye-violating is a little different from eye-stalking. It's a deep, almost scary, look from a person trying to undress you with his eyes. I might be going to go out on a limb here, but I believe that men do most of the eye-violating in the world.

Example: Ladies, you have all been there. Whether it was on a train, while walking in the park, or while shopping at a store, you've been on the receiving end of an eye-violation. Now, if you enjoy the look, that’s fine; but if a guy continues to 'undress you' after you've made it clear that you don't find him attractive, he is officially guilty of eye-violating. Do not take that shit; give him a slap.

3.) “Eye Fucking”
Finally, eye-fucking is the type of eye sex in which both parties participate, and everyone feels satisfied after. Eye sex takes place every day, goes unmentioned and, unfortunately, is almost never further acted upon. And that’s the point! Eye-fucking is when two people find each other so attractive that they can’t stop undressing each other with their eyes, no matter how hard they try. This is a good thing! Eye-fucking increases self confidence, motivates and, quite frankly, just makes a person feel good.

Example: This morning while on the treadmill at the gym, I and a very attractive lady on the elliptical couldn't stop staring at each another. In fact, while doing my daily morning run, I tried 5 times to stop glancing at her. I just couldn’t stop; I couldn’t help myself. Every time I looked over at her — BAM — there she was, looking back with a smile. What ensued was eye-fucking! I mean, we must have done the deed like 6 or 7 times in the 30 minutes I was running. Now that, my friends, is what I call a good eye-fuck.  I definitely know it was not eye-violating, because afterwards she approached me.

Now that you're all caught up with the three forms of eye sex, there is only one thing left to do. Get out there and eye-fuck like wild animals!